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Evil Turtle Penis Outdoor Garden Statues, Funny of Tortoise Sculptures Yard Decorations Lawn Ornaments Decor Inappropriate Weird Gifts for Women Housewarming Mother's Day (Tortoise)
Evil Turtle Penis Outdoor Garden Statues, Funny of Tortoise Sculptures Yard Decorations Lawn Ornaments Decor Inappropriate Weird Gifts for Women Housewarming Mother's Day (Tortoise)
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- Amazing size for indoor/outdoor use - turtle penis art. The perfect size for outdoor lawn landscapes, gardens, courtyards, courtyards, porch, and outdoor road decorations. Also suitable for indoor office/home decoration. Bold decorations that you can place anywhere
- Good paint job, lightweight, sturdy - made of high-quality resin, colorless and odorless, environmentally friendly. Outdoor grade coatings can provide sun protection and waterproofing, never fade, and are suitable for long-term use in garden decoration. Exquisitely crafted, every detail is lifelike, and what you get is what you get
- Unique Gift for Women/Men - This fun yet evil turtle sculpture is the perfect holiday gift for occasions such as Mother's Day, Father's Day, Christmas, New Year, birthdays, party decorations, meaningful days, and more. Everyone will love this adorable statue
- When everyone saw this evil turtle statue, they couldn't help but laugh. This unique garden statue is just like what you remember! This cute turtle fills every yard and home with creative ideas, filling your space with nostalgic rural charm
- Professional after-sales service - If you have any questions before or after purchase, please feel free to contact us and we are committed to providing the highest standard of customer service for every customer. We hope that every customer can have a pleasant shopping experience
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